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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin City.
An alien from planet Neptune is occasionally seen at Baldwin City Dam at night calling names.
A gigantic hartebeest is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances hauling a body across the dirt in Douglas State Fishing Lake before dawn.
A space alien from another solar system may once in a while be observed staring wrathfully at the eye witness in Middle Fork Tauy Creek.
An armed forces outfit strolling around lacking a body in it was perceived on the highest spot of Fowler Hill before dawn studying the landscape. The viewer got scared and escaped.
A dinosaur was made out in a phone booth in Baldwin City talking on the telephone.
The spirit of a civil war fighter emerged staggering through a Baldwin City area burial ground. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the witnesses. One of the people who live here strongly declares that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who have the guts to interrupt the
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tranquility in Baldwin City.
An alien was made out piling boulders along a wild road close to Baldwin City before sunrise.
A very large iguana was observed being in a neglected manor in Baldwin City.
The ghost of a gentleman with letters cut into his forehead has repeatedly been observed trying to find a bag in Clinton State Park
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at the park headquarters. A number of of the locals say this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who come trying to find ghosts in Baldwin City.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is repeatedly spotted standing by a secluded road in close proximity to Baldwin City.
A massive woodchuck has allegedly been perceived on a few instances in a trailer in Baldwin City.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object can often be spotted in a Baldwin City mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin City
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin City
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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