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These are some lies we made up about Baileyville.
A space invader from planet Mars has every now and then been observed floating down on Negro Creek before dawn.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is occasionally noticed annihilating a box beneath a lamppost in Baileyville.
A gigantic basilisk has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances strolling from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a Baileyville residential road.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has regularly been observed searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Baileyville trailer after midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is often noticed seated at a coffee table in a Baileyville trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Baileyville
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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