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These are some lies we made up about Axtell.
A giant elk has frequently been observed scaring folks in the middle of Negro Creek.
Bigfoot is regularly spotted in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform has supposedly been spotted on many occasions mowing the lawn in the front yard of a trailer in Axtell. Local people who have seen this ghost allege this ghost may perhaps be a well-known past native of Axtell.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can regularly be seen by an old man canoeing in a river in close proximity to Axtell.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a blood-covered sword may be spotted repeatedly seated on a stool in a trailer in Axtell.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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