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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
Vasco da Gama was witnessed trying on shoes in an Augusta building.
A huge aardvark has regularly been observed hurling chunks of concrete into Augusta Lake at midnight.
A menacing skeleton is repeatedly made out in Badger Creek smoking a pipe.
A space invader from another world has supposedly been seen on a few instances poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Augusta.
A space man can frequently be made out seeking another ghost at Santa Fe Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire may be witnessed repeatedly in Butler County State Park late in the night covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A luminous human person has every so often been distinguished musicalizing on a flute in an Augusta flat.
Bigfoot is sometimes made out in an Augusta school before sunrise wandering the hallways.
A gargantuan ermine has been made out on a small number of instances attempting
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to touch something quite near El Dorado State Park.
The alien commander of a UFO can every so often be observed in a building next to Augusta.
A space invader from Mars has often been seen scaring people quite near Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is regularly spotted seeking a glove under a parked
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Dodge in an Augusta parking lot after midnight. Any which way, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that should be shunned.
A huge finch has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances pointing at the onlooker very late at night by a mailbox in Augusta.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman wearing a denim jacket can repeatedly be spotted seated at a coffee table in an Augusta mobile home gazing wrathfully at the onlooker.
A space alien from another galaxy has now and then been distinguished being carried by a horse by the side of a road close to Augusta.
A headless man is from time to time noticed walking through a mobile home near Augusta.
A woman with her left arm and right leg amputated has been seen on many occasions strolling through an Augusta vicinity graveyard. A local man says that this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Augusta some decades ago.
A large frightening ogre can occasionally be made out demolishing a photo down a deserted road right next
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door to Augusta late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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