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An alien tourist from another galaxy may frequently be perceived howling down at the waterfront at Atwood Lake.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can be distinguished very frequently looking by Little Beaver Creek. Locals claim that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Atwood before the present.
A massive ocelot has once in a while been made out mowing the lawn in the garden of a home in Atwood.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a rain coat is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances sitting on a couch in a house in Atwood.
A Velociraptor may occasionally be witnessed startling people under a streetlight in Atwood.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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