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These are some lies we made up about Attica.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter may every so often be made out heaving boulders into the water at Cottonwood Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space man from planet Mercury was noticed on an Attica street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe appeared going nuts at the entrance to Cheney State Park. Other folks close by have had identical sightings with a very similar ghost.
A colossal kitten became visible gazing at a lady slumbering on a couch in an apartment in Attica.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a conquistador was noticed in a shoe store in the Attica vicinity. This ghost is incredibly active in this area; there have been a few other reports of this exact ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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