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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
A space invader from space has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions floating by on Lower Dutch Creek after midnight.
A space man can be noticed very often walking a Bulldog at night on a murky Atlanta residential street.
A drifting spirit has now and then been made out watching TV in an Atlanta living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. Locals who have made out this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Atlanta.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object is now and then seen rummaging around in garbage cans on an Atlanta residential street.
Little Red Riding Hood is rumored to have been made out on several occasions crying out people's names in El Dorado State Park quite near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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