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The ghost of an airplane pilot can now and then be observed trying to seize something in Geographic Center of the Conterminous United States in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another solar system has repeatedly been observed dragging a body from the chilly water of Frog Creek at midnight.
A huge coyote is regularly observed sitting on a couch in an apartment in the neighborhood of Athol.
Plato is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions after midnight following a passing truck on a murky highway next to Athol.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe may often be spotted in Glen Elder State Park quite near the ranger station calling people's names. No matter what people verbalize, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Athol
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Ghost Sightings From Athol
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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