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These are some lies we made up about Atchison.
A terrifying skeleton materialized on an Atchison lane before dawn. The appearance of the bystander startled the ghost who then disappeared.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire was observed by Brewery Creek shouting at the watcher to stay away. The phantom mentioned avenging a slaying. It has been asserted that this precise ghost may perhaps be a well-known days gone by resident of Atchison. One thing's for sure, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs appeared tossing boulders in Amelia Earhart Stadium in the early morning hours.
A very large warthog was made out suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Atchison.
Genghis Khan was perceived visiting Atchinson Bend after midnight.
An ET from deep space has repeatedly been made out burning a photo in Lang Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant woman
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is often witnessed at Dead Mans Hole Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the view.
The phantom of a youthful guy dressed in a winter coat has supposedly been seen on several instances having a melon on the water's edge of Dead Mans Hole. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a person who used
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to have a house here in Atchison.
A gargantuan leopard may regularly be seen gazing at a person snoozing on the floor in a house in Atchison.
A massive marten may be observed over and over again trying on a jacket in an Atchison flat.
A colossal seal has sometimes been distinguished creeping out of a storm drain on an Atchison lane very late at night.
A big creepy beast is sometimes made out playing a melody on a xylophone in an Atchison apartment.
A beheaded gentleman is known to have been noticed on several instances in Clinton State Park outside the ranger station weeping. A lot of local residents allege this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Atchison local person.
An extremely large bighorn may once in a while be observed in a mirror in an Atchison home; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A giant budgerigar has often been perceived in a house near Atchison.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform is repeatedly spotted trying to locate an
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object by a parked truck in an Atchison parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. Folks claim that this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Atchison many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Atchison
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Ghost Sightings From Atchison
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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