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These are some lies we made up about Assaria.
The ghost of an old guy with a big gray mustache is often spotted coming into sight in a washroom mirror. If you listen to the people who live here, this spirit is the struggling spirit of an old Assaria local person.
A dinosaur has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions drifting down East Kentucky Creek before sunrise.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head may be noticed often relaxing in an armchair in an apartment right next door to Assaria.
A giant wolf has occasionally been observed in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing Nissan on a murky road right next door to Assaria.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver noticing the spirit in her rear view mirror at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Assaria
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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