Assaria

 
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The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be seen appearing in a mirror.

A space invader from planet Mercury can be observed frequently in the early morning hours drifting down on East Kentucky Creek.

A gentleman having the head of a demon has occasionally been witnessed having a seat in a beanbag in a residence in the neighborhood of Assaria. One thing's for certain, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that is preferably not messed with.
    
A Chupacabra is from time to time seen very late at night hurrying after a passing Toyota on a gloomy road in close proximity to Assaria.

A woman afire, hauling a gasoline tank has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances in the backseat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours. Whichever way, this is a bad spirit that you would not want to come across after midnight.

 

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