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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was witnessed sending an envelope at an Ashland post office.
An enormous raccoon has frequently been spotted at Casino Creek before dawn heaving rocks into the flowing water.
An ET from planet Venus is regularly distinguished on the apex of Mount Casino before sunrise gazing at the panorama.
A space invader from the cosmos has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances sipping fuel from a gas pump at a gas station in Ashland.
An enormously menacing ghost can frequently be distinguished speaking into the air as if somebody besides was near. It's been declared that this particular phantom can be the soul of a local who passed on here in Ashland a long time ago. Any which way, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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