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These are some lies we made up about Arnold.
An extremely large koala is repeatedly spotted reflecting by Forrester Creek.
A space alien from outer space has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions at a coin operated phone in Arnold using the telephone.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot can be noticed very often at Cedar Bluff State Park appearing creepy.
A woman with a blue-green face has from time to time been observed strolling through an Arnold vicinity churchyard.
A gentleman having a knife in his head has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances yelling at the observer to go away down a wild highway next to Arnold around midnight.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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