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These are some lies we made up about Arma.
A drifting ghost is sometimes spotted coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
A gargantuan bison is known to have been seen on a handful of instances trying to locate somebody up on the top of Breezy Hill.
The spirit of a young Indian warrior can from time to time be observed after midnight floating down on Clear Creek. One thing is for sure, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that you don't want to run into late in the night.
An enormous muskrat has frequently been made out hiding a body by a sizeable boulder in Crawford County State Park Number One at night.
A massive walrus is often noticed taking a rest on a bench in a home next to Arma.
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Ghost Sightings From Arma
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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