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A lady having a machete in her head is every so often observed browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of an Arkansas City mobile home at midnight. Loads of residents declare this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Arkansas City some decades ago. Whatever folks utter, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space alien from the cosmos has purportedly been perceived on several instances staring at folks in an Arkansas City mobile home through an air vent.
A space invader can every now and then be spotted waving to cars down a shady road near Arkansas City.
A gargantuan parrot has frequently been seen posting a postcard at an Arkansas City post office.
An martian tourist from space is often made out guzzling gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Arkansas City.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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