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The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be observed frequently at Argonia Creek very late at night heaving stones into the flowing water.
The ghost of a guy with half his head gone has sometimes been witnessed marching through an Argonia area burial ground. People argue that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Argonia many years ago. One thing is for sure, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a youthful female in a blood-splattered dress is from time to time distinguished munching on a burger down a wild road in the vicinity of Argonia at night. One of the residents decisively says that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Argonia in the past.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space can occasionally be seen staying in a deserted dwelling in Argonia.
A gigantic addax is frequently made out in Cheney State Park right by the ranger station smoking a pipe.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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