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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
A gargantuan elephant has repeatedly been observed mid stream in Bone Creek digging a cavity.
Bigfoot is often distinguished marching by the side of a wild road near Arcadia.
A form with a skeleton face in shadowy robes can repeatedly be distinguished on the apex of Breezy Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the panorama. Locals here allege that this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Arcadia some decades ago. No matter what, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A space alien from planet Pluto can be noticed over and over again dining on a sandwich in Mulberry City Park before sunrise.
A colossal bat has every now and then been noticed in Crawford State Park right by the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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