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Plato was made out sitting at the dining table in an Anthony apartment yelling at the witness to disappear.
A space invader was distinguished at Anthony City Dam at night going berserk.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her heart has regularly been distinguished in the center of Beaver Creek tossing boulders. Local people who have made out this spirit declare this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Anthony person who lived here.
The ghost of a tied up female has been said to have been made out on numerous instances traveling on a stallion alongside a highway near Anthony.
A woman with the head of a devil may often be seen at a pay phone in Anthony making a phone call.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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