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  One day last month on my way to work I found myself on the interstate behind some fool riding a John Deere riding lawn mower. I honked the horn trying to get the idiot off the interstate and was surprised to see that it was Troll Man when he turned around and flipped me off with his middle finger.
I then went directly to the highway patrol to turn him in but they were never able to locate him any place.
Submitted by Moose
       Categories: highway, man
    

I stole a car shaped shopping cart in Wyoming because I needed transportation because my fifth UFO was stolen and they said they would not give me a new UFO but the car dealers would sell me a car. But Troll Man had to ride in the cart because of his drinking problem and I connected the front tires to the steering wheel, and put a lot of battery powered fans on the back of the car as an engine and put a blowtorch and a can of wd-40 as a laser. But Troll Man escaped when the batteries died on the fans so to keep from getting attacked by mosquitoes I used my laser on the mosquitos and killed mosquitoes until the sun came out and I almost got attacked by a zombie.
Submitted by Lasergunjoe
       Categories: man, cars, ufo, zombies


I got off an hour early last month and drove home a happy man. When I went to put the key in the front door I could hear someone inside my house. I opened the door softly and peered inside. I could see my fridge door open and was amazed to see a Troll Man drinking the bottle of wine left over from my sisters birthday party.
When he looked up and saw me he jumped through the kitchen window and disappeared.
Submitted by Moose
       Categories: home, man
 

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