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These are some lies we made up about Andover.
A guy having an axe in his head has frequently been observed going through trash cans on an Andover residential road.
A large terrifying monster is regularly witnessed at Seltzer Spring at the stroke of midnight scooping out a hole.
A space man from Jupiter may often be observed stacking bricks by Republican Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can be perceived often floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Andover.
An extremely large gemsbok has once in a while been noticed in Butler County State Park late at night having a hotdog.
A gentleman's body with the head of a goat is every so often perceived at Beech Lake And Park Dam at night looking at the view. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across after midnight.
A womanly figure has allegedly been perceived on a few instances verbalizing into the air down near the water's edge at Beech Lake. According
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to the people who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Andover.
Ludwig van Beethoven has often been witnessed in a supermarket in the Andover vicinity.
A space man is frequently perceived climbing out of a storm drain on an Andover residential street after midnight.
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massive parakeet is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances at the entrance to El Dorado State Park sobbing.
A very large platypus may often be witnessed poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Andover.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy may be noticed repeatedly staring right by the entrance to Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve.
The phantom of a gentleman carrying a sword has occasionally been spotted playing a song on a piano in an Andover home. According to what the residents argue, this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Andover long ago. In any event, it's sure a bloodcurdling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
A colossal coati is occasionally perceived in an Andover secondary school at the stroke of midnight strolling the corridors.
Rapunzel has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions in a mirror in an Andover building; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
A lady with maggots crawling
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out of her eyes can from time to time be spotted in a flat near Andover. Lots of locals claim this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Andover. Regardless of what folks articulate, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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