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These are some lies we made up about Andale.
An martian explorer from deep space may every now and then be distinguished flinging rocks into the flowing water at South Fork Big Slough in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous mare was witnessed talking into the thin air as if somebody besides was present.
A space invader from another planet appeared walking a Sheepdog after midnight on a shadowy Andale lane.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was distinguished looking furiously at the viewer near Cheney State Park.
A young girl in a bloody wedding dress was seen watching TV in an Andale living room late at night. When spotted the spirit came up to the observer who then ran away. No matter what folks say, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Andale
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Ghost Sightings From Andale
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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