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These are some lies we made up about Americus.
An extremely large elephant materialized gazing at Ruggles Dam at night.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was witnessed concealing a dead body by a big rock in Dryer Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. When spotted the spirit came near the viewer who then fled. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes has frequently been witnessed strolling through a flat near Americus.
A space invader from planet Pluto is repeatedly witnessed at a coin operated phone in Americus using the phone.
A centaur has been said to have been seen on a small number of instances shuffling orbs around mid stream in Dow Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Americus
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Ghost Sightings From Americus
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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