Altoona   These are some lies we made up about Altoona. Socrates can occasionally be spotted on a dark night floating by on Big Cedar Creek. The martian captain of an unidentified flying object has regularly been made out on the summit of Buff Mound at night surveying the surroundings.      An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is regularly witnessed in a flat outside Altoona. A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances by Dun Dam very late at night looking at the water. No matter what people state, it's a creepy phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to come across. A huge hedgehog can frequently be spotted trying to locate a shoe next to a parked Chevy in an Altoona parking lot around midnight.   Ghost Sightings From Altoona Submit a lie about Altoona, Kansas: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Kansas Fun things to do in and near Altoona.   C & H Lanes,  Bowling, Chanute, 16 miles away Cherry Bowl Lanes & Grill,  Bowling, Cherryvale, 16 miles away Bowl-Mor,  Bowling, Chanute, 16 miles away Ralph Mitchell Zoo,  Zoo, Independence, 17 miles away Quality Time Lanes,  Bowling, Independence, 17 miles away Other untruthful towns near Altoona, Kansas: Neodesha, Kansas, 5 miles away Benedict, Kansas, 6 miles away Buffalo, Kansas, 10 miles away Fredonia, Kansas, 11 miles away Thayer, Kansas, 13 miles away Chanute, Kansas, 15 miles away Piqua, Kansas, 19 miles away New Albany, Kansas, 20 miles away Yates Center, Kansas, 20 miles away Humboldt, Kansas, 22 miles away Ghost Sightings From Altoona