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These are some lies we made up about Alton.
The ghost of a youthful man dressed in a confederate uniform emerged mid stream in Crooked Creek tossing rocks. When made out the ghost came close to the onlooker who then ran off.
The spirit of a tied up gentleman was perceived trying to flag down cars along a dark road next to Alton. There are many reports with reference to this ghost in the vicinity. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that should be let alone.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer was observed sipping fuel from a pump at a fueling station in Alton.
A gargantuan mink is repeatedly noticed obliterating a bag at Webster State Park.
A big chilling giant is rumored to have been observed on a few instances walking a Great Dane around midnight on a gloomy Alton residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Alton
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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