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A huge dromedary is from time to time observed down beside Moss Spring before dawn talking into the air.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be perceived trying to find a man before sunrise on a park bench in Alta Vista.
A headless lady was observed at Elkhorn Creek before dawn chucking stones into the current. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished. No matter what folks exclaim, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of an 8 feet tall colossal person appeared sitting at a table in an Alta Vista residence sniveling. Panicked by the viewers the spirit made its way into the darkness.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space was observed wandering through a residence in Alta Vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Alta Vista
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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