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These are some lies we made up about Altamont.
A woman with her head and left arm and right leg cut off was spotted going bananas at Altamont Dam late in the night. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed repeatedly close by.
An armed forces outfit staggering around without a body in it showed up in a canoe on Altamont Idle Hour Lake scooping out a crater. The phantom didn't care that there was somebody else in attendance.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was witnessed tossing rocks into the stream at Elm Creek before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter emerged monitoring the vista from the top of Tackett Mound after midnight.
The spirit of a civil war warrior was observed going through the fridge in the kitchen of an Altamont residence before dawn. When the observer materialized the spirit ran off.
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A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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