Altamont

 
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An extremely large ibex has regularly been spotted looking at the water by Altamont Dam at the stroke of midnight.

A lady having a knife in her head has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions in a motor boat on Altamont Idle Hour Lake devouring a tomato.
    
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may regularly be observed by Elm Creek glugging down motor oil.

A huge kinkajou may be observed frequently up on the apex of Tackett Mound smoking a pipe.

An enormous raccoon has every now and then been made out staring at a man sleeping on the floor in a home in Altamont.

 

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