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A woman with a knife sticking out of her head has allegedly been made out on numerous instances screaming names by Buffalo Creek.
A space alien from deep space can every now and then be made out in Almena Diversion Wildlife Area at night appearing bloodcurdling.
The ghost of a woman with a bag fastened around her head was made out looking at people in an Almena mobile home through a window. When the phantom was made out it faded away into the thin air. Some of the folks here argue this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who are courageous enough to disrupt the quiet in Almena. Whatever folks express, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
A space man appeared staring wrathfully at the eye witness in Prairie Dog State Park by the ranger station.
A big creepy ghost was witnessed in a wild spot close to Almena. Panic stricken by the witnesses the ghost receded into the darkness. Anyway, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Almena
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Ghost Sightings From Almena
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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