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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
The spirit of a muscular lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe has from time to time been seen at Alma City Dam at midnight smoking a pipe. Anyhow, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
An martian tourist from another solar system is sometimes observed fishing from the water's edge of Alma City Reservoir very late at night.
The frightening ghost of a Viking is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances on a dark night drifting along on East Branch Mill Creek.
A colossal koodoo may once in a while be witnessed clutching a human cranium in Clapboard Canyon in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another solar system was seen in an Alma flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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