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These are some lies we made up about Allen.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is repeatedly seen in an Allen secondary school after midnight wandering the halls.
The ghost of a shackled up woman has been seen on a few instances in a residence near Allen. Based on what the locals declare, this phantom is the undeceased soul of a former Allen resident.
Marco Polo can often be perceived trying to locate a hat under a parked Chrysler in an Allen parking lot very late at night.
A lady gripping her head beside her arm can be seen frequently in an Allen area shoe store, wandering the aisles.
The ghost of a guy with half his head lost has once in a while been distinguished smoking a cigar outside the entrance to Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve.
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Ghost Sightings From Allen
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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