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These are some lies we made up about Alden.
The ghost of a young female covered in blood has been noticed on several instances in a trailer in the vicinity of Alden. In any case, it certainly is a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest was perceived staring furiously at the viewer in the center of Peace Creek. The ghost was consumed by the air after being seen.
A very large ox emerged trying to locate a glove beside a parked Ford in an Alden parking lot after midnight.
A very large pig was made out in an Alden area store, marching the aisles.
A space alien appeared in Kanopolis State Park right by the park headquarters obliterating an object.
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Ghost Sightings From Alden
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Ghost Sightings From Alden
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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