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These are some lies we made up about Albert.
A massive bull has frequently been witnessed by Boot Creek sniveling.
A massive hedgehog has been said to have been made out on several instances creeping out from a manhole on an Albert lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform can regularly be witnessed performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in an Albert residence.
An Icthyosaurus can be distinguished often in an Albert school before dawn staggering the corridors.
The ghost of a hobo has now and then been witnessed in a mirror in an Albert mobile home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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