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These are some lies we made up about Agra.
A space alien from deep space has been noticed on a handful of occasions on the highest spot of Blue Mound late in the night surveying the scenery.
An ET may regularly be made out dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of East Middle Cedar Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy can be spotted over and over again attempting to grab something beside a streetlamp in Agra.
A space man from planet Neptune has occasionally been made out going through a closet in the bedroom of an Agra mobile home around midnight.
The phantom of a guy in a soldier's uniform is sometimes noticed sitting at the kitchen counter in an Agra mobile home. A local person asserts that this spirit is that of a person who existed here in Agra many years ago. In any event, this is a horrible spirit that you don't want to meet before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Agra
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Ghost Sightings From Agra
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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