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These are some lies we made up about Agenda.
A space invader has supposedly been made out on many occasions being in a vacant manor in Agenda.
A character with a skeleton face having on gloomy robes may repeatedly be witnessed floating down Upton Creek before sunrise. A local resident says that this spirit could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Agenda some time ago. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien traveler from another planet can be spotted very frequently mounted on a low rider on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Agenda.
A space man from planet Mercury is sometimes spotted in a trailer in Agenda.
A drifting ghost has supposedly been made out on frequent occasions wandering by the side of a secluded road close to Agenda. One of the local residents confidently claims that this phantom is possibly the tormented phantom of a resident who used to reside here in Agenda.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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