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The ghost of a guy gripping a sword can regularly be spotted late in the night floating along on Chicken Creek. Some of the folks who live in this town assert this spirit may be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Admire.
An enormous jerboa may be seen repeatedly looking scary in Lynn State Fishing Lake and Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Pluto has occasionally been witnessed enjoying the vista at Lyon County State Lake Dam at night.
The phantom of a woman with a name cut into her back is known to have been seen on one or two instances snooping in mailboxes late at night in Admire. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nostrils has often been observed performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in an Admire residence. It's been argued that this precise ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Admire.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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