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These are some lies we made up about Abilene.
A pitch black cat that shape-shifted into a lady may repeatedly be spotted in an apartment in the neighborhood of Abilene. Several of the residents declare this ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Abilene before the present.
A very large rhinoceros has every now and then been witnessed in Abilene City Park Historic District on a dark night appearing menacing.
A space man is from time to time noticed trying to locate a map beneath a parked Dodge in an Abilene parking lot on a dark night.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been noticed on many instances in an Abilene area clothing store, marching the aisles.
A sizeable terrifying ogre can sometimes be witnessed yelling at the watcher to beat it in the center of Holland Creek.
A gigantic bighorn was witnessed throwing bricks into Magnolia Lake late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury showed up guzzling water from Sand Spring
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very late at night.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted demolishing a book in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Abilene.
The ghost of a youthful female clad as a house keeper came into view drinking blood from a beaker in Milford State Park near the ranger station. This precise ghost has been perceived very frequently in this
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location. It's been asserted that this exact ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Abilene.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was witnessed walking through a flat in Abilene.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space was witnessed glugging down chlorine in Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve outside the ranger station.
The ghost of a destitute guy has repeatedly been distinguished mounted on a llama in the middle of a road in the neighborhood of Abilene.
Napoleon Bonaparte is frequently witnessed marching through a building close to Abilene.
A chilling creature has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances in a phone booth in Abilene using the telephone.
The ghost of a miner can be perceived frequently hauling a human headbone in the middle of a deserted highway close to Abilene after midnight.
A female with a somewhat transparent body has now and then been witnessed standing by a desolate road close to Abilene.
A space
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invader from another galaxy is now and then made out riding on a moped on a dark highway outside Abilene.
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Ghost Sightings From Abilene
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Ghost Sightings From Abilene
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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