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A gargantuan ermine may be distinguished over and over again on the water's edge of Lake Cable sipping motor oil.
A moderately see-through guy outfitted as the skipper of a freight ship has once in a while been perceived at Sugar Creek before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete into the stream. Scores of local residents declare this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who have the nerve to upset the calm in Abbyville. Any which way, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
An ET from space is occasionally noticed looking at a woman slumbering in a bed in a home in Abbyville.
A big scary phantom has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions in a restaurant in the Abbyville area. People here who have spotted this phantom say this phantom could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Abbyville long ago.
A big bloodcurdling ogre can every now and then be observed trying on shoes in an Abbyville apartment.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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