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These are some lies we made up about Woodridge.
A space alien from the cosmos was noticed floating in the air like a blimp in Woodridge.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer became visible hiding a body by a big rock in Abbeywood Park at midnight.
Napoleon Bonaparte was perceived in a convenience store in the Woodridge area.
A colossal vicuna became visible climbing a tree in Black Partridge Forest Preserve around midnight.
A space man from planet Mercury was made out in the center of East Branch Du Page River appearing chilling.
A huge hyena has repeatedly been noticed trying on shoes in a Woodridge trailer.
A space man from deep space is repeatedly seen looking furiously at the watcher down beside the waterfront at Centennial Beach.
The spirit of a young man sporting a confederate uniform has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Woodridge.
An extremely large hog can be noticed frequently scraping
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out a nook in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has every so often been noticed in a Woodridge school before sunrise staggering the halls.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman is every now and then distinguished in a mobile home in the neighborhood of
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Woodridge. In any event, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be let alone.
The spirit of a bum has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances trying to find a glove beneath a parked Dodge in a Woodridge parking lot late in the night. If you listen to what the locals say, this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who dare to upset the quiet in Woodridge.
A space man from planet Venus can from time to time be perceived right by the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park sipping motor oil.
The ghost of a youthful female drenched in blood is regularly distinguished smoking a cigar late in the night on a park bench in Woodridge.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances resting at the kitchen counter in a Woodridge apartment speaking into the thin air.
The Gingerbread Man can frequently be distinguished mounted on a pony down a road next to Woodridge.
A gigantic polar bear may be perceived time and again at a pay phone in
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Woodridge talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodridge
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Ghost Sightings From Woodridge
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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