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These are some lies we made up about Woodhull.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was perceived digging an opening at Crescent Lake Dam at night.
A giant budgerigar appeared late in the night floating by on South Edwards River.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a coat was distinguished walking through a mobile home in Woodhull. When observed the phantom came close to the watcher who then escaped. Either way, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that any normal person would not want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial from space came into sight riding on a camel along a highway in the neighborhood of Woodhull.
A gigantic otter was observed glancing at the panorama from the highest spot of Pilot Knob in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodhull
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Ghost Sightings From Woodhull
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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