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A very terrifying phantom has frequently been distinguished at the stroke of midnight floating along Crooked Creek.
A sasquatch is regularly made out looking at the water by Bull Frog Lake Dam around midnight.
A colossal mole has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances ascending out of Belly Deep Slough soaked in mud before dawn.
The ghost of an elderly female gripping a firearm can repeatedly be distinguished in Airie Crown Woods before sunrise chain-sawing down a tree. According to the local residents, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Willow Springs. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A large creepy ogre can be noticed very frequently by Swallow Cliffs trying to state something.
The phantom of a waitress has now and then been witnessed wandering through a flat near Willow Springs.
An alien from deep space is occasionally made out in Altman Park at night covering a cadaver by a large boulder.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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