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These are some lies we made up about Wheeling.
Archimedes was perceived looking at the water by White Pine Ditch Reservoir Dam late in the night.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was spotted resting at a table in a Wheeling flat.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has regularly been perceived by Buffalo Creek trying to verbalize something.
The spirit of a pregnant woman is regularly witnessed in a deserted neighborhood outside Wheeling. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
A colossal lamb has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances burying a body by a sizeable boulder in Arlington Greens Park at midnight.
A headless man may regularly be distinguished in Allison Woods at night hollowing out an opening in the ground. A number of of the residents allege this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come seeking ghosts in Wheeling.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet can be observed
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very frequently mailing a parcel at a Wheeling post office.
The ghost of a dentist with a bloody uniform has from time to time been seen calling out names down near the shore at Belleau Lake.
A space alien from planet Pluto is occasionally witnessed slurping gas from a gas pump at a fueling station in Wheeling.
A woman with her
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head and both arms amputated may occasionally be distinguished walking a dog before sunrise on a shadowy Wheeling avenue.
The ghost of a guy carrying a bloody machete has frequently been distinguished peeking through flat windows in Wheeling after midnight.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is regularly distinguished flinging boulders in Chain O'Lakes State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a man with words carved into his cheek has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances watching TV in a Wheeling living room before sunrise. It has been asserted that this particular ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Wheeling some time ago.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar may often be made out slurping blood from a glass by Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may be made out time and again searching through trash cans on a Wheeling avenue.
An enormous aoudad has
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occasionally been perceived on a Wheeling residential street around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Wheeling
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Ghost Sightings From Wheeling
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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