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These are some lies we made up about Wheaton.
A space man may repeatedly be observed staring at people in a Wheaton flat through a peephole.
A gargantuan bighorn can be seen frequently in a desolate location close to Wheaton.
Socrates has from time to time been noticed mailing a packet at a Wheaton post office.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space is now and then witnessed in Abbeywood Park after midnight drinking milk.
An alien from planet Mercury is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions in Churchill Woods at midnight screaming at a bush.
An alien from outer space can every so often be made out discussing into the air near the water at Centennial Beach.
A gargantuan cheetah was witnessed at Fawell Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the vista.
An Allosaurus came into sight hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Kress Creek very late at night.
A very large panther was witnessed slurping regular from a gas pump at a fueling station
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in Wheaton.
A huge parrot emerged conversing into the thin air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
An ET was spotted peeping through mobile home windows in Wheaton late in the night.
A guy that turned into a vampire has often been observed flickering a flash light in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor
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outside the park headquarters. A lot of folks who live here argue this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who have the guts to interrupt the quiet in Wheaton.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is regularly made out watching TV in a Wheaton living room before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy is known to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions screaming names by Chain O'Lakes State Park.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can frequently be observed searching through trash cans on a Wheaton avenue.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been observed hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Wheaton.
A glowing human character is known to have been made out on numerous instances in a hardware store in the Wheaton area.
The ghost of a pregnant lady may now and then be witnessed trying on a jacket in a Wheaton house.
A beheaded man has repeatedly been observed scrambling out from a storm drain on a Wheaton road very late at night.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has been spotted on frequent occasions musicalizing on a guitar in a Wheaton residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Wheaton
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Ghost Sightings From Wheaton
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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