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The ghost of a jetliner pilot has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions around midnight giving a directed outing of Aurora Bend to a cluster of ghosts. Some of the locals assert this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone West Union resident.

The spirit of a muscular lumberjack clutching a big axe can sometimes be witnessed in a motor boat on Lake Walton appearing chilling.

A creepy skeleton was spotted by Big Creek gazing crossly at the watcher. When the witness became visible the ghost ran away. Whatever folks articulate, it indisputably is a scary spirit that you do not want to meet on a dark night.

The martian crew member of a UFO was spotted on the pinnacle of Big Knoll on a dark night glancing at the panorama.

A space man from Pluto came into view in a trailer in West Union.

 

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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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