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These are some lies we made up about Westmont.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be made out very often down by the water at Mays Lakes going nuts.
A giant panther has every now and then been seen gardening in the front yard of a home in Westmont.
The spirit of a young-looking woman with a cord around her neck is from time to time distinguished by a guy hunting in a forest near Westmont.
A man devoid of a head has been seen on a few instances obliterating a map beside a menacing high tree in Bemis Woods North. Some of the folks who live in this town say this phantom is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Westmont in the past. In any event, it indisputably is a scary ghost that you do not want to run into on a dark night.
A fantastically menacing spirit can sometimes be witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down on Flag Creek.
The ghost of an elderly woman gripping a rifle has repeatedly been perceived in Arbor View Park
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late in the night concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A space alien from Pluto is often observed resting on a stool in a residence in Westmont.
An alien from the cosmos has been spotted on a small number of instances scrambling out of Horse Collar Slough covered in dirty water at midnight.
The ghost of an old Indian chief
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may repeatedly be perceived gazing at the water by Bull Frog Lake Dam after midnight.
A dark cat that transformed into a lady may be noticed very often searching for something beside a streetlamp in Westmont. It's been declared that this individual phantom gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Westmont.
An alien has sometimes been made out strolling from house to house after midnight on a Westmont residential street.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space is once in a while witnessed outside the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor shouting.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy is known to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Westmont flat. According to the locals, this ghost may very well be a recognized past native of Westmont.
A massive cony was witnessed in a secluded zone in close proximity to Westmont.
An enormous dog came into view in Chain O'Lakes State Park right by the park headquarters
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trying to capture something.
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Ghost Sightings From Westmont
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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