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These are some lies we made up about Westfield.
A huge guanaco was observed in a Westfield area supermarket, marching the aisles.
An ET from planet Venus was spotted trashing a picture late at night on a lawn in Westfield.
A giant hartebeest has frequently been observed in Round Grove in the early morning hours before sunrise scraping out an opening in the ground.
The ghost of a teenage girl is repeatedly perceived mid stream in Dudley Branch looking for a picture. One thing is for certain, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from another world may repeatedly be seen striding through a flat in Westfield.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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