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These are some lies we made up about Western Springs.
The ghost of a pregnant female has allegedly been perceived on a few instances being carried by a mule in the middle of a highway near Western Springs.
A space invader from the cosmos can regularly be observed downing blood from a glass among the big trees of Airie Crown Woods.
A headless gentleman has now and then been observed in Addison Creek searching for a picture.
Count Dracula is once in a while observed heaving pebbles into Mays Lakes very late at night.
A colossal finch has been spotted on a handful of instances striding through a building right next door to Western Springs.
A large chilling ogre may every so often be perceived in Babe Ruth Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a dead body over rocks.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform has regularly been distinguished at Bull Frog Lake Dam around midnight conversing into the air.
The ghost of a man grasping a blood-splattered spear has
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supposedly been perceived on one or two instances at night staring across Miller Meadow.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object can be observed frequently by Belly Deep Slough looking for another ghost.
An army outfit wandering about devoid of a body in it has from time to time been perceived at a public phone in Western
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Springs talking on the phone. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you do not want to come across late in the night.
An alien from planet Mercury is every so often made out striding through a Western Springs area burial ground.
An enormous gila monster may every now and then be seen in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor by the park headquarters attempting to say something.
Christopher Columbus was distinguished being in a deserted building in Western Springs.
The ghost of a civil war soldier materialized standing by a secluded highway near Western Springs. When noticed the ghost came up to the witness who then ran off. No matter what, it's sure a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a man having a pentagram carved into his nose was noticed in a home in Western Springs. There are additional accounts on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. One of the locals definitely alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Western
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Springs before the present. Whatever folks say, this ghost sure is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Western Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Western Springs
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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