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These are some lies we made up about Westchester.
The ghost of a waitress is occasionally perceived at night drifting down on Addison Creek. According to the locals, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Westchester.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been seen on many instances resting on a bench in a mobile home next to Westchester.
A massive ox may occasionally be distinguished glancing over Miller Meadow at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady was perceived in the rear seat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view mirror on a dark night. The observer ran away when she noticed the phantom. If you listen to what the locals argue, this ghost may well be a well-known past local of Westchester. Whatever people state, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be stayed away from.
A mermaid appeared in Airie Crown Woods late at night hunting with a hunting rifle.
A gargantuan
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dog was made out taking in the view at Lyons Dam in the early morning hours.
The martian commander of a flying saucer emerged down near the water at Mays Lakes attempting to articulate something.
An ET from planet Neptune was spotted in Austin Gardens Park in the early morning hours struggling to touch something.
The ghost of a
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young female outfitted as a house keeper was noticed watering plants in the front yard of a building in Westchester. The phantom did not mind that there was somebody other in attendance.
A very large prairie dog has regularly been witnessed resting on a couch in an apartment in Westchester.
An enormous donkey is frequently made out crying out people's names by a streetlight in Westchester.
A space alien from another solar system has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances pointing at the bystander near Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman can repeatedly be spotted going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Westchester trailer in the early morning hours. Lots of locals claim this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a local who used to dwell here in Westchester. One thing's for certain, it's sure a scary ghost that you don't want to come across before dawn.
A bloodcurdling beast can be distinguished over and over again seated at the dining table in a
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Westchester residence. Well, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Westchester
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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