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These are some lies we made up about Waukegan.
An extremely large koala is every now and then witnessed in a wild neighborhood near Waukegan.
A female's body with a donkey's head is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Aaron Park around midnight howling. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost may perhaps be a well-known old days resident of Waukegan.
Henry VIII may once in a while be observed on the highest spot of Leahy Hill before sunrise glancing at the sight.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has often been noticed in Gurnee Woods Forest Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise collecting firewood.
A half rotten human body has been said to have been noticed on a few instances looking down into the water at Farnum Point at night.
An enormous alpaca can repeatedly be spotted hitch-hiking by a murky highway in close proximity to Waukegan.
The Abominable Snowman can be noticed very frequently sending a packet at a Waukegan
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post office.
A space invader has once in a while been distinguished down near White Sulphur Spring before sunrise repositioning orbs about.
The ghost of a planter wearing a worn hat is once in a while observed looking chilling by Bull Creek.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered prom dress has allegedly been seen on frequent
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occasions articulating into the thin air as if someone besides was present.
An enormous armadillo may once in a while be spotted walking a Rottweiler late at night on a gloomy Waukegan street.
A man with a spear in his head was spotted at the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park throwing stones. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been many additional accounts of this exact ghost.
The phantom of a mailman came into sight peeking through mobile home windows in Waukegan at night. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived time and again around here.
An alien vacationer from deep space was witnessed watching television in a Waukegan living room before sunrise.
A female person became visible near Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor demolishing a shoe. The spirit unmoved that there was someone else near.
The phantom of a female having satanic symbols etched into her back was perceived searching through garbage cans on a Waukegan residential street. When the
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witness came into sight the phantom fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Waukegan
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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