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These are some lies we made up about Watseka.
A massive musk deer has often been perceived traveling on a mare by a highway in the neighborhood of Watseka.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose is repeatedly spotted grasping a human cranium in Bonnies Prairie Nature Preserve late in the night.
A space invader is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances throwing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Coon Creek in the early morning hours.
An alien explorer from another galaxy can regularly be noticed shouting in Eastburn Hollow after midnight.
Aristotle may be spotted often at a public phone in Watseka using the telephone.
The spirit of a woman with a knife in her head has every now and then been observed staggering through a Watseka vicinity graveyard.
A lady having the head of a goblin is once in a while noticed reasoning by the entrance to Kankakee River State Park.
An alien from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on many instances
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startling people in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the ranger station.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can occasionally be seen yelling names by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Watseka on a dark night.
A female hauling her head under her arm was spotted being in a vacant structure
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in Watseka. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the air.
An alien vacationer from space came into sight standing by a wild road near Watseka.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was distinguished mounted on a moped on a shady road right next door to Watseka.
A huge oryx became visible in a Watseka building.
A gargantuan chimpanzee was perceived pacing alongside a wild road outside Watseka.
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Ghost Sightings From Watseka
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Ghost Sightings From Watseka
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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