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Washington, Illinois Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Washington.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is sometimes observed gazing at the water by Farm Creek Dams before sunrise.
The phantom of a gentleman hauling a blood-splattered machete is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions by Ackerman Creek crying.
A military uniform striding around without a body in it has often been observed in a Washington trailer. No matter what, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
A colossal hartebeest is frequently noticed in Bennetts Terraqueous Gardens Nature Preserve before sunrise pulling a corpse over the grass.
A gigantic platypus is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions on a dark night examining Burkett Hollow in detail.
The phantom of a terribly charred lady can repeatedly be spotted hurling chunks of concrete into Bowen Lake around midnight. Based on what the folks who live here assert, this spirit is almost certainly the undead spirit of a person who used to dwell
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here in Washington. Whatever folks express, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
A giant porpoise may be witnessed frequently strolling by the side of a deserted road next to Washington.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has occasionally been made out taking a rest in a chair in a flat near Washington.
The
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ghost of a guy with the sign of the devil engraved into his hand is once in a while made out late in the night pursuing a passing Honda on a murky highway near Washington. One thing's for certain, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A very large puppy is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances screaming at the eye witness to go away in Donnelley/Depue State Park outside the park headquarters.
Marco Polo may every so often be distinguished trimming bushes in the front yard of an apartment in Washington.
The spirit of the driver of a train was witnessed by a man hiking along a trail near Washington. Other folks in close proximity have had equivalent experiences with a very similar ghost.
A giant lamb emerged taking a rest on a sofa in a flat in Washington.
The phantom of a terribly mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar was spotted gulping blood from a container under a lamppost in Washington. This ghost is enormously active in this area; there have been a small
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number of additional sightings of this particular ghost. Many locals claim this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Washington local.
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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