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These are some lies we made up about Warrenville.
A giant parrot emerged floating along Kress Creek late in the night.
The spirit of a female having half her head gone was witnessed looking at the view at Fawell Dam before dawn. The eye witness got scared and ran off.
A person with a skeleton face in dark robes became visible in Heritage Woods before dawn screaming at a bush. The ghost greeted the witness. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan cow was observed sobbing in a plastic boat on Lake Law.
Galileo has frequently been perceived staring at Centennial Beach.
A female having a spear in her head is repeatedly noticed walking a Rottweiler after midnight on a murky Warrenville street. A local resident declares that this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Warrenville person who lived here. One thing's for certain, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that should be left alone.
A gargantuan raccoon has supposedly
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been perceived on frequent occasions watching television in a Warrenville living room around midnight.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant may frequently be made out hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Abbeywood Park late in the night.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft can be perceived frequently going through garbage
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cans on a Warrenville road.
A huge lovebird has every now and then been witnessed on a Warrenville residential road at midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster is every now and then distinguished staring at a person snoozing on a futon in a house in Warrenville.
The phantom of a muscular lumberjack hauling a big axe has been spotted on a few occasions in an autopart store in the Warrenville neighborhood.
A space man from Venus can occasionally be witnessed piling bricks quite near Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
An extremely large fish has repeatedly been witnessed scrambling out of a drain hole on a Warrenville lane in the early morning hours.
An alien from another planet is often noticed consuming a piece of bread in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the ranger station.
The scary spirit of a conquistador has been said to have been spotted on several instances nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Warrenville.
A space alien may frequently be made out performing a piece
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of music on an accordion in a Warrenville house.
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Ghost Sightings From Warrenville
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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