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These are some lies we made up about Villa Park.
An martian explorer from another solar system is repeatedly spotted poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Villa Park.
An enormous bighorn is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances on the shore of Mays Lakes twinkling a flash light.
Johann Sebastian Bach may regularly be seen performing a piece of music on an accordion in a Villa Park home.
A giant otter may be distinguished repeatedly in a Villa Park school in the early morning hours wandering the corridors.
A Pterodactyl has occasionally been spotted burying a body by a large rock in Ackerman Park very late at night.
A lady with a green face is from time to time seen by Lacey Creek pointing at the observer. Well, this is a bad phantom that should be left alone.
An alien from planet Pluto has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions in Bemis Woods North before dawn hunting with a bow and arrow.
The ghost of a delivery man may occasionally
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be distinguished shouting at the eye witness to stay away at Lake Kadijah Dam late in the night.
A massive panther was spotted in a mirror in a Villa Park building; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A space invader from the cosmos emerged in an apartment near Villa Park.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial
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spaceship was spotted in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor right by the ranger station mounding stones.
A gentleman's body having the head of a bear was noticed seeking a photo underneath a parked vehicle in a Villa Park parking lot very late at night. Frightened by the eye witnesses the phantom vanished into the night.
A feminine form has frequently been noticed in a Villa Park area store, wandering the aisles. In any case, it's a frightening phantom that is rather not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is regularly observed swallowing paint in Chain O'Lakes State Park right by the park headquarters.
A huge ibex can repeatedly be perceived smoking a cigar at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Villa Park.
The ghost of a woman having a pentagram etched into her head may be witnessed repeatedly marching through a home in Villa Park.
A female with maggots crawling out of her ears has occasionally been spotted riding on a mare by the side of a highway next to Villa
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Ghost Sightings From Villa Park
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Ghost Sightings From Villa Park
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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