Utica

 
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An enormous moose is every now and then noticed creeping up from a storm drain on a Utica residential street in the early morning hours.

A glowing human body is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Utica.
    
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may now and then be observed in the middle of Clark Run shouting.

An martian explorer from the cosmos is repeatedly spotted checking out Aurora Canyon in detail at midnight.

A giant tiger has supposedly been seen on a few occasions leading a directed excursion of Horseshoe Bend to a group of ghosts late in the night.

 

Ghost Sightings From Utica



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